Welcome to I'm Going Deep
If you've made it all the way to this site, you probably have some questions, not limited to "What's the point of this blog?", "Who are you?", or more likely, "Why the hell am I still reading this?" These are the very same questions I asked myself when I sat down to create this inaugural entry.
While I have no idea where this blog may eventually lead, there are a few things that will NOT be appearing on this page:
1.) Hour-by-Hour Analysis of My Life
- It's really not always that exciting. Aside from beautiful women being unable to control themselves around me and movie offers from the adult film industry, my life isn't all that much different than yours. I work, I'll be starting law school in a few weeks, and on the weekends I drink like I'm still 19. Who really wants to hear about all of that? Sure, highlights will be included, but expect a more eclectic mix of topics, all of which will be far more entertaining than knowing how many shots I took Saturday before I started forgetting things.
2.) Sexual Innuendo
- Here at I'm Going Deep, we strive to create a family-safe environment, free of any title or subject that may suggest anything even slightly perverse (or as my mother often puts it, "vulgar and crass"). Also, please be aware of overwhelming sarcasm.
3.) Propaganda supporting Tim Tebow's 2008 Heisman Campaign
Please note the amount of homo-eroticism evident in this picture. The BBM who is clearly enthralled by being held tightly by another man. The "pitcher". And, the sterotypical UF scrote with gelled faux-hawk (check), button up dress shirt (check), and the unbridled lust eminating from his creepy stare (check). Also let the record show there appears to be only men at this Gator Gathering (check).
Blog entry numero uno. I hope it didn't take you nearly as long to read as it did for me to write, but with my hourly wage x 1.4 hours, I did make about $20 doing it. All in a days work. TTYL!
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